WALL OF NONSENSE

spicyshimmy:

ademska:

oh

Kaidan was right there in front of him—always had been—that worry line in his forehead already starting to form. Then again, what with everything they’d been through, Shepard didn’t blame him. Hell, if he wasn’t careful, he’d get one of his own soon enough. And it wasn’t as though guys like them had the extra time to shave all that often, much less take a long, hard look at themselves in the mirror each night. 

So Shepard took a long, hard look at Kaidan, instead, and realized he liked what he saw. 

‘I hope I’m not out of line saying that,’ Kaidan said.

‘Stop being so precious, goof,’ Shepard replied. 

Kaidan blinked, deep eyes and parted lips. At least that worry line smoothed itself out real fast. ‘Uh… What did you just say, Commander?’ he asked.

‘I said, I think I’ve got something stuck in my tooth,’ Shepard repeated, and fixed him with that soldier look nobody ever questioned, feeling his eyes start to cross. 

(Source: curiouschups)

(Source: escapedfromthefairytale)

highlyhiddlestoned:

I made this.

Out of boredom.

I mean, it’s still pretty damn true

cookwithanaxe:

life-is-derptastic:

loxafilly:

metasepia:

captaincrobat:

PLAYER 3 HAS JOINED THE GAME

me

KAJSGDKHSKGHASD

ROFL I CAN’T

DYNAMIC ENTRY!!

spicyshimmy:

kassafrassa:

i don’t know if i’m gonna have shepard wear his armor or a casual outfit but

i’ll finish this picture even if it kills me

i can’t tell you how badly i want to put shepard in his Ridiculous Leather Vest And Biker Pants ensemble 

both of them together with their worn faces and their tough hands—they’d make quite the pair of profiles, wouldn’t they? hawke asking ‘want a sandwich?’ and shepard saying ‘actually, i know a place that makes pretty good steak ones…’ (then, when hawke finds out that shepard got a real date with his mage—sorry, biotic, whatever that is—that involved a nice meal together and a bit of serious flirting instead of trawling the sewers looking for actual shit, he’d be so jealous. ‘trust me—you don’t want to know what my dates with anders consisted of, but for some reason, he never wanted my sandwiches.’ ‘he turned down a sandwich? …that’s never been a problem with kaidan.’) 

but when hawke finds out about the ending to shepard’s story, he’ll offer to lend him a storytelling dwarf to tweak a few details here, change the buildup there, and rewrite it a little more…something. no promises—varric doesn’t do happy endings per se—but at least his make some sense, even if he loathes describing scenery.